ExWNYer

Because there is no basement?

Sadly, we're all in hockey purgatory with no end in sight.

Maybe the cowboy hat was a bit too much. You flew too close to the sun...

So, if the Sabres actually manage to score a goal(s) against the Flyers and somehow find a way to win this game (a giant leap of faith, I know), do we get inundated with five new, 'It's Jack's fault!' threads?

'A Bridge Too Far' Starring: Ralph Krueger Co-starring: Kevyn Adams & The Buffalo Sabres A Terry & Kim Pegula Production

This is a nice thought but we are living in 'Pegula Bizarro World'... Here is our reality: The Sabres lose. And Krueger is behind the bench for the next game. Added bonus: We continue to hear him pitch for Mercedes-Benz of Buffalo. I don't know about you but nothing screams luxury automobile to me like Ralph Krueger. That is all. 🙈 🙉 🙊

Save the approximately two hours to make up for the past weekend's fiasco. (Spoiler alert)... Philadelphia 3 Buffalo 0

It's difficult to turn your back on someone/thing you love.

Translation: "Why should I care? I'll be gone soon."

This is what we've been reduced to as a fan base...looking for silver linings.

Which means that they will probably win it. Because Sabres...

This whole nightmare is beyond painful. It's like watching a loved one spiral out of control and not being able to help them and then having to helplessly watch it unfold.

Oh, wait...you said serious. My bad.

This franchise continues to be a trendsetter...in all the wrong ways.

The need him to lead 'Tank 3.0'? 🤔

And three straight 0-3 tilts against Philly. This team has perfected the disastrous art of losing by three goals.

Leave him on the tarmac.

5-2. The beautifully sickening symmetry...

Oy vey...

The Sabres got their two goals against the Isles. RK can exhale now and call off the dogs.

Nice assist by Jack!

The sheer joy (and probably relief) on his face when he skated by the bench was palpable. Nice to see.

So, if RK survives this game, Skinner becomes a healthy scratch for the next game, correct?

They are reportedly looking for help to do that...