HumanSlinky39

Wish we would park some bodies in front of the net and shoot. The only way we're getting one by Varlamov is if we get a lucky bounce on a rebound. Instead we're just passing it around the perimeter hoping a lane opens up when they haven't been.

Cripes, Casey... That was crap.

Need one here, fellas.

Comrie kept this from being 2 or 3 to zilch. He's been solid.

Scoreless through 2. This feels like this is gonna be 0-0 that's gonna be decided in a shootout that lasts until about 1 am.

Another nice kill. Fortunately for us, NYI are as inept offensively as they are stifling on defense.

Go back to partying. This game is like valium.

Another penalty. Dammit.

Nice kill, lads.

E!spn announcers have to tongue bathe all NY teams undercarriages. Corporate policy that is strictly enforced.

Crap. Isles power play.

I think he stole back to back against EDM & CGY. Then he fell off of a cliff.

We need a forward with a big old butt that can park himself in front of the net and feast on these rebounds. We're wasting them. Varlamov again. We are getting goalied.

Honestly, if my team played like them I don't know that I could watch them. It is such a sludge fart of a game.

Starting to feel like a "first team to score wins" type of game.

God I hate watching Islanders games. I can barely keep my eyes open.

Good period. Need to get some of these chances through, though...

Olofsson is useless on the boards. That was a ***** effort.

We need somebody that can win a ***** draw.

It's frustrating seeing teams with back up tenders infinitely better than any of ours. Yeah, but that was a helluva save.

They've poked thought the Isles D a few times, need too finish.

Ferk, what a save.

I wish we could play defense like the Isles. Not fun to watch, but effective. If we could pair our offense with 75% of what they do, we'd be very dangerous.

Comrie in net.

I was among those. Chychrun is a delicate flower..