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Breaking news: Mattias Samuelsson was reading a book called "How Not to Get Injured", received a grade 3 papercut, and is currently out 3-4 weeks

I'll take this seriously later, but here's what I comically envision: Interior, Terry's office, day Kevyn Adams knocks on the door and sheepishly enters. Terry sits at his desk and motions for him to come over Terry- "Kevyn, my good man, how goes it?" Kevyn- "However you think I should feel sir. I really thought my impassioned press conference would rally the troops. The palm tree line was good, right?" Terry- "It was certainly...something. You said on the phone you needed to discuss something with me." Kevyn- "I wanted to talk again about the cap space. We could really use it to..." Terry raises his hand and gently places his index finger on Kevyn's pursed lips and makes a light shushing sound Terry- "I don't care if the losing streak reaches 15. You do not touch that MONEY! You're a good boy and have served me well. Do not bite the hand that feeds. I can have Karamanos in here tomorrow protecting the status quo. Tread lightly. By the way, that Kozak loan to Rochester is costing us $40 for the Uber trip down the 90. I expect that money on my desk by the end of business today. "

Except against the Rangers

I think we have lost 3 straight when we chase a goalie

Hahaha you freaking losers!!

Reimer has no chance in a shootout. Happy to be proven wrong

"Don't listen to the building?" That is such crap Ray

He has Detroit on the moneyline

I thought the 2nd period was our crap one. Nice to see they can change it up

And you are correct

"Play through it" Rob? Be pissed an obvious penalty wasn't called

Got to love Ray highlighting a "good" play by Johnson boxing out that ends up in the net

Great play by Power going deep in the zone and then making it back to the point. If he can finally realize he's bigger than most opponents, he could earn that contract

MotherZucker!

Is there any correlation to the losing streak starting exactly when Tage came back into the lineup? I don't think there is, but it's strange nonetheless

Ray and Dan sound like they were told to polish this turd as much as possible

I just got out of work. Is it as bad as the boxscore looks? Looks like Adams really fired them up with that press conference

I would have loved if Pegula, after listening to a good portion of this nonsense, grabs the mike, and said, "Well that sucked. I'd like to announce the firing of Kevyn Adams. This guy is the worst, right?"

Tyson Kojak

So we're not allowed to call penalties on the Jets?