ExWNYer

Matty Ellis time! 😢

With the same old results. <sigh>

Even if I thought they could, I certainly would never pick that to happen against Carolina. A win or loss in OT/SO would be a pleasant and unexpected surprise. I fully anticipated a massacre at the hands of the Hurricanes. We'll see what happens but not looking good so far.

Trailing early in the first. How original.

Is the string between the two tin cans taut? The key to a good connection is minimizing the slack.

I did but now it's covered in soy sauce and oil. Thanks for that.

Expanding their culture by taking in the ballet?

And my sources tell me he won't be made available until Easter...

Habs were 15-8-8 in one goal games coming into this one. The boys all owe UPL a round for saving their bacon in the third.

Now the dads can all go get drunk together.

Given that awful third period, I'd say it's safe to say that the Sabres stole one there against an equally inept team.

Thanks for giving it back, Montreal.

Tage was not sage.

Empty net for the Habs. Here we go...

Mavis Discount Tire

Girgs feeding KO was like watching a slo-mo replay.

UPL must be in WTF mode.

Only this squad could try to sit on a one goal lead and think it's enough.

One down. Down one. Downer.

The scoring will come. Just ask Meatballs. He'll tell ya...

Sabres attack but the result is still 'ack'.

Trailing yet again in the first period. What...a...shock.

Matt Ellis. 'nuff said. I wish the D were coached by him so at least when they are horrible, we could all just say, "What did you expect? They're all on Ell-is-D."

North America's 'battle of the also-rans'. Gripping theater!