HumanSlinky39

5 periods without a goal. Oofta. Played so well for 2 months and they're collapsing before the finish line. Hopefully they can pull themselves together for 1 last period, because they've been pitiful tonight.

We're lucky Chicago isn't playing much better...

Yeah, this looks like the December/January version of the Sabres. 😕

RJ : "Do you have to go to the bathroom?" LOL

Ah, gotcha...

Haven't seen them looks this bad in back-to-back games in a couple of months.

This is true of every game. Just varies by degree... Drizzle shits <--------------------------------> Magma shits

Balls.

Both teams are sooooo sloppy.

Man, TNT has a heavy shot. Regroup and come out crisper in the second hopefully.

They're fighting, but the boys look tired. Sucks closing the season with a back to back.

Oof, that power play was a sludge fart.

Blech. On to the next one. Close out the season in style and give RJ a proper send off.

Not Taylor Hall. Eff off.

Well, we were due a clunker.

Hopefully this is his swan song. Thanks for that game in Pittsburgh earlier this season, but moving on...

Let's pretend that period never happened, yes?

They were buzzing around the net most of the first period, this period they seem to be settling for low percentage crap instead of trying to set anything up.

Too many shots from distance.

Well this has taken an unfortunate turn. They've been resilient the past two months, let's see if they can bounce back...

Offsides.

I have no time for Bryson. Fitz has at least mixed it up with the opposition some this year, so he can be a passable 7th dman, though ideally he's passed over next year.

Well, balls.

This has become a good hockey team. Bruins have been playing great lately and the boys have outplayed them this far IMO.

Well, at last Jack can go into the offseason secure in the knowledge that he did everything he could, strapping that Knights team on his back with a valiant six game run where he put up... *checks notes* ...zero goals, 1 assist... *shuffles papers* ONE point? In six games? One Goddamn point? And he was a minus 5? Ah, the hell with it...