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Turned on the game for the first time and I immediately hear Rob say Samuelsson needs to "keep banging dudes"

Not watching but did see the highlight of the second goal. Cozens looked pretty lazy with that turnover. His fiery post game comments from last night didn't seem to work on himself

Unusually Big Iguana? I don't know why you chose to disclose that about him in this forum, but good to know I suppose

Which UPL decides to show up tonight?

If this goes south early on, I think the crowd (all 2,000 of them) is going to show their disdain vociferously. KA, Meatballs, Matty Ellis, and the whole staff need to hear it. This mediocrity will not be accepted anymore. I usually try to keep my posts light-hearted and attempts at comical, but I may have reached a breaking point. I want to love this team so freaking badly. I've stopped remembering how much passion I had for those post lockout teams. I can be won over very easily, but show me this is somehow going to be different

He played great last night, against an AHL opponent. He should look good at that level. We need good goaltending here in Buffalo. He's not ready for that yet and this team will miss the playoffs again because the situation was not addressed properly

Levi has given up 3 goals through two periods. We are in a goalie wasteland my friends. Levi isn't ready for a full workload and the other two are as inconsistent as a politician's views during an election year

"I just spoke to Matty Ellis. He said he never feels embarrassment. He just needs to buckle down, tighten a few things up, and get back down to basics."

I don't think any God would allow that

That is somehow too nice of a description

Omg that 5 on 3 has me lmao. So freaking slow and sloppy

"Here comes the open door" Dan? You are a silly man

Rob, you have an upper body injury. It's called "Early onset dementia"

I would love someone to make a video of our defensive zone coverage set to "Yackety Sax"

Fantastic rebound control by Comrie

Joker and Power both boned that one up

How many times would you say that's happened this year?

That seems about the best statement to describe Adams. No "wow" moments to be had. He lacks:

That's all for me folks. Have a nice night

I am pretty stupid so this is most likely true

I'm more interested in Matty Ellis' thoughts: "I talked to Matty Ellis in between periods. He says 5 goals is more than 3. When you have less goals than the opposing team, you want to try and score more to get closer. He says you do that by putting pucks on net while maintaining a strong defensive game and pressuring the St. Louis D."

What a friggin' waste of a comeback with 24 seconds of: