Sterling Archer
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Cody Hodgson is not going to be that great. I'm raging.
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Fell out of my kitchen chair yelling at my cat and gave myself a concussion. Head is killing me.
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thxs, and good luck to you as well, my brother's wife cheated on him but he forgave her cuz of their little girl so I know what you mean.
ps: My fiance was a fair weather hockey fan on good days. Gotta find a cute smart sabres fan.
Or you could show up drunk and uninvited at 3AM and see what happens. That's how I finished things with my ex. Just don't make any threats or bring any weapons and the most they can charge you with is 2nd Degree Harassment, which is a violation in NY.
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The girl who lives upstairs won't have sex with me cuz I won't accept Jesus into my life.
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Skinny Drew Carey with the soul patch is really starting to creep me out.
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I been droppin some really horrid toilet torpedoes lately.
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My head still hurts
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My face hurts
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Buffalo school district are a bunch of panzies.
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Was that Sekera that was stripped of the puck in the corner for the pens lone goal? That was real weak.
He coughed it up like a tuberculosis-ridden prostitute in 1850s Oklahoma.
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I don't know any players, so I'm curious about this.
Puck Bunny
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I can't make a career out of playing hockey and drinking beer.
Half the Sabres roster is laughing at you from the Snooty Fox.
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I got home from work at 7am.
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OH NO! WE SUCK AGAIN!
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God. He just roared by everyone. And he covered a lot of ice doing it. Talk about deceptively quick.
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First one to find me a vid gets 100 internetz.
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They're still sh1tty
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They're sh1tty again.
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This is what I'm doing during the game.
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So, what ur saying is only dudes smile at u?
It's a good mix. I'm pretty sure this one guy keeps coming through my line at work hoping I'll suddenly turn gay and wanna bang him.
But frankly, even if I was gay, I could do better than that dude.
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That's interesting. I always wondered how the spinnerama in shootouts was a legal move.
Still is always maintaining forward momentum.
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It also disarms people and makes them feel more comfortable around you.
No.
If a chick smiles at me, I think she probably wants to bang me.
If a dude smiles at me, I think he probably wants to bang me.
Kassian to Vancouver for Hodgson
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Grags for sulzer makes me feel better tho.