I am Defecting

The Rochester Amerks have earned .73 points per game this season. The Buffalo Sabres have earned .83 points per game.

How would you like to be down by one, Stanley Cup Defenders? How about that?

Let's fence them off, and get on the attack.

Come on and get them! Have a go at it Moulson!

Weather advisory, in effect.

Buffalo Gals, I love it how you do that thing! From Albany to Buffalo, kings. From Albany to Buffalo.

you might say that I'm "incensed," but that would make me look like a retired old bitch from Florida.

I have been waiting all afternoon for a good old fashioned revolution on these Kings. I'd like to see them publicly humiliated. I'm fuming that we haven't scored yet.

Dispatch a shopping cart on them, Nolan! Then dispatch another! Bury them!

Time to make them pay for hitting our goalies pads with shots. That's a bunch of California Crap!

There's some good energy out there. The "kings" will have to try real hard to keep up the pretenses.

Tack drums, and play, Ohh Ahh, Sabres on the Warpath. Get freaky. Let's get one!

Stand on guard for us tonight, Canada. Let's smoke these lime lighters.

Well then have some of my Paranoid Schizophrenic Sativa, then, in place of the Status Quo.

Try swinging one overhand... turned upside down, a shopping cart is a makeshift prison. Make no mistake. It's WE who wield the shopping cart, not the "kings" lol at the absurdity of that mascot.

Hell, I thought about making a comparison between Foligno and Stewart. Stewart saved Kaleta's ass vs. Tampa. That counts for something. Like I said. Shopping cart is a tool... and a weapon!

Get in there!

This is one game where the analytics can get ######. Victory is victory. Park at One Commercial Slip, all you Barge Owners. Plant a flag. Rename It.

Time for some Tim Horton's Coffee of Ultimate Vengeance.

I didn't really mean that Nfreeman was up your ass, just so you know. I was being ironic. If anything it's the opposite. You ever seen a Bum Fight? How do you figure a Bum would fare, versus a King, if it were just mano y mano? I propose that it depends on the Bum and it depends on the King.

…you know, sometimes an electric lightbulb goes out all of a sudden. Fizzles, you say. And this burned-out bulb, if you shake it, it flashes again and it’ll burn a little longer. Inside the bulb it’s a disaster. The wolfram filaments are breaking up, and when the fragments touch, life returns to the bulb. A brief, unnatural, undeniably doomed life—a fever, a too-bright incandescence, a flash. The comes the darkness, life never returns, and in the darkness the dead, incinerated filaments are just going to rattle around. Are you following me? But the brief flash is magnificent! I want to shake… I want to shake the heart of a fizzled era. The lightbulb of the heart, so that the broken pieces touch… …and produce a beautiful, momentary flash… ― Yury Olesha, Envy

I'm smoking all the fools, that dare come into the Empire State, with the cute little nickname, Kings. Then, I put an entire City's apathy and depression into my pipe, and I SMOKE THAT ###### too!

So it's the so-called royalty, against the shopping cart losers. Little do they know, that a cart can be used as a weapon!

Put down your bongs. It's time that we cut these Kings down to size.