[Top Ten SabreSpace Secrets SDS Was Required, By Some Constitutional Provision or Something, To Tell nfreeman]

From the Home Office in Brooklyn, Top Ten SabreSpace Secrets SDS Was Required, By Some Constitutional Provision or Something, To Tell nfreeman

 

10. carpandean is Drew Stafford, no, really, he is

 

9. Wilbur actually is a posting dog — biodork created him in her evil laboratory, and she is just biding her time until she unleashes him onto the Internet at large

 

8. In gregkash's avatar, and now it's mine, that's actually Greg on the right

 

7. Yuri Olesha blocked SwampD for "constantly messaging me asking me for 'whatever I'm smoking.'"

 

6. d4rk is josie, josie is d4rk, it's all one ###### person, for the love of God!!!!

 

5. Chz is a morbidly obese long distance truck driver whose penis hasn't been washed since the morning of the Dave Hannan goal — wait, we knew that

 

4. The Great Board Crash occurred when SDS' gerbil "J.P." chewed through a cable in his bedroom

 

3. Both in drunken stupors, Ghost of Dwight Drane and john wawrow used the board's PM feature to exchange photos of each other in nut bras

 

2. It is your imagination — no one from the Buffalo sports media, let alone any of the Sabres, has ever visited here (and neither have aliens visited earth; just get over it; we are alone)

 

And the Number One SabreSpace Secret SDS Was Required, By Some Constitutional Provision or Something, To Tell nfreeman.............

[Vanek Traded to NYI for Matt Moulson, 1st in 2014 (or 2015!), 2nd in 2015; 4 Months Later: Moulson to MN for 2014/2016 2nd Rounders]

Top 10 As of Yet-Unannounced Additional Unpleasant Addendums to the Vanek-Moulson Trade

 

10. Sabres must use second-round pick on still another player whose last name is a major brand of beer

 

9. Islanders receive all net proceeds of "Shields vs. Snow, The Rematch" on PPV

 

8. Butch Goring gets to use Vanek's "Around the World" move on his wife (swirl, not twist, at the end)

 

7. Tartar sauce only approved condiment at First Niagara Center concession stands

 

6. Pegula to pay Wang $100 million cash or certain "wang photos" will be released to TMZ

 

5. Billy Smith gets to butt-end Ron Rolston — one time, but he's going to make it good

 

4. .....

 

Help.

[[Game Day] Sabres @ Flyers 2:00PM]

I wonder how many goalies have been credited with a "W" with only 1 save

 

That would be a great stat to figure out. Also, is this the latest game-winning goal in Sabres history?

 

As for Miller... you wonder if Darcy and Lindy had some doubts when they kept Biron around. And the million dollar question from Meredith Vieira is whether keeping Biron has messed up Miller's head. Not exactly a vote of confidence.