[Complaint Thursdays]

Nhl.com and the Sabres sending me e-mail about "Remember the season, bid on your game worn jersey today"

 

The only thing I have to remember this season are all the empties I need to take back.

 

PS. And the ShamWow guy.

[Complaint Thursdays]

Some stupid animal I think it is a Skunk is digging up my yard for bugs. My house is right next to the woods... GO LOOK IN THERE!

 

Anyone know how fix this? Do I just re-seed etc?

Step 1:

Leave some tasty garbage on your porch

 

Step 2:

Get beer

 

Step 3:

Perch yourself inconspicuously with shotgun

 

Step 4:

Wait for skunk

 

Step 5:

When finished, drink beer.

 

See avatar.

[Complaint Thursdays]

Trying to find a way to relax after last night and the past few seasons. What's NOT been happenin' is my complaint.

 

What's goin' on brutha? (6:46)

 

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[Complaint Thursdays]

Market and economies. Half the people are right, half are wrong, and most have some type of say in my financial future.

 

I say that in these turbulent times it is important to remember some fundamentals when it comes to investing and how to weather these difficult markets.

 

A few tips:

 

1. Sit back and relax, interlace your fingers put them on the back of your head and relax in that easy chair.

 

2. Find your happy place, perhaps spreading your legs wide and having your partner perform may be nice.

 

3. Realize that if you continue to lose money, you?ll have no partner, your retirement will be put off another 5 years and you?ll need step 4, see below.

 

4. A combination of step one, put your hands behind your head. Step two, spread your legs wide. And finally put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

[Complaint Thursdays]

you have me mixed up with someone else little fella. i have no business on the 4th line. it will work out. laabtt blue, proverbially speaking, is trying to pull some strings. some of us, you not included, deserve recognition. we have passengers and band leaders in this world.

The Brain is back.

[Complaint Thursdays]

A manger in the company I work for calls me and asks for a favor. She's not my boss but I used to work for her and she knows I can get #%^$#! done. So I bring her the info she's looking for with supporting documentation but she waves me off as I approach the conference room. Thanks for wasting my time.

Sounds like

1) She can't do the work you do

2) Doesn't want to give you the credit

3) Is afraid Her boss will find out she's not doing the work

 

and these people are my complaint for Thursday.

[Complaint Thursdays]

I wish I'd actually get some yelling. That would mean its a real person on the line and I could tell them "stop calling me or I'll kill you". I'm sure that would be effective.

I hear you. Just this week I have Honda calling to ask if my latest service appointment was okay. Only its a recorded message the first time. The second time I see them on the caller id and pick up, no one there. I use the caller id to call them back. I get a recorded message "This is Honda, we were calling you about your recent service appointment but are unable to talk to you right now" and then roughly "If you do get a hold of us you can tell us to stop calling you". Yeah, like that'll ever happen. :ph34r: