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  5. Complaint Thursdays

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    Cell phones. The greatest pain in the ass invention of all time. Especially when it comes time to pick out a phone.

     

    So my parents rarely use their cell phones so they quit Verizon and we're adding them on our ATT plan for 10 bucks (obvious reasons they need one). But now I'm put in charge of getting them some "free or free after rebate" phones that:

    1) Have big buttons

    2) Could be used by someone who can dial and send, that's it.

    3) don't dial accidentally

    4) you get the idea

     

    I go to the mall store, guy tells me this phone and that phone and this one are all free. Nice phones.

    I go to the ATT store. Guy tells me nope, not free, not free, not free. $50 and you need to activate a data plan $20/mth. Really? Like my parents text? They can barely read the screen.

     

    So now I'm on ATT online looking at flip phone this, upgrade that, sucking all my day, and soul, away.

  7. Complaint Thursdays

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    Grabbed a Quarter pounder burger for me and my friend (coupon b1g1) get to college to eat them before class, mouth watering because I haven't had a burger in ages, take that first bite looking for some juicy meat and .....

     

     

    It's pinker than a 8 year old. Yeah, I said it. Just might beat out the referee from the 'nuk game.

     

    I spit out my coffee and then wondered if you were talking about a boy or girl. :ph34r:

  13. Complaint Thursdays

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    And there's no telling what that think off to the right is. Until mini-BM is safely at home in his giant bubble, we can never be sure.

    Looks like the cooling towers of a nuclear plant. They really shouldn't be growing produce so close.

  15. Complaint Thursdays

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    Going to BK to get fries. I overhear the employees talking about how brown the fries are. "Oh, that means the oil is dirty, we'll have to clean it over the weekend" and "how long have these fries been sitting here?" just after I order.

     

    They proceed to dispense my fries, half filling up the "cup" because that's all that's left.

     

    I get to the table, only to taste a cold, squishy fry.

     

    Yes I went back and got the new ones that just came out of the fryer. But seriously, couldn't they have said "wait 30 seconds we've got new ones coming out"?

     

    My complaint: COLD Squishy FRIES. The taste never leaves.

  16. Complaint Thursdays

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    Professors that want to take a look at your cookies. On your laptop that is. Quite the uproar today. Everyone's talkin about it. May drop the class, fire the prof. I'm sure there will be a retraction statement next Tuesday.

    I'm picturing all the 'kids' heads down clearing cache's.

  18. Complaint Thursdays

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    I had a house mate that made a point to bitch at me every time I pulled my truck up too close to the front of the house because it prevented him from walking in front of it to his car. Instead he would have to walk aaallllll the way around my truck to get to his car, an extra 5 seconds at best. But this was such a huge problem for him. He even made a point of climbing on our bushes and the front of my truck just so that he didn't have to walk around it. Needless to say I was pissed and gave him what for about it. Nobody touches my personal property like that. I mean, how lazy do you have to be?

    A carefully placed small animal trap should do the trick. (wiping off fingerprints and checking for cameras, of course).

     

    Oh, and pay cash for the trap.

  19. Complaint Thursdays

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    Speaking of computers... The other day we had a killer thunderstorm, lightning everywhere. Don't ask me how it happened but, I got zapped through my keyboard. Flash of lightning outside, the lights blink on and off quick and my hands go numb and tingly. WTF was that? Aren't these things somehow grounded?

  23. Complaint Thursdays

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    I poured a cup of coffee and got in the truck and it was frickin' hazelnut.

     

    I hate frickin' hazelnut coffee.

    Can't drink hazelnut, reminds me of this: 1:08

     

    <object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="

    name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="
    type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object>

    "It's a bit nutty"

  25. Complaint Thursdays

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    So do I have to wait until November to find out if that is actually you or will the anonymous poster who inquired if you were spndnchz please come forward. Either way this needs to be resolved! :chris:

     

    Ooooh... I added my pic to my profile. Now all the ladies will come flocking. Or is that running...away...

    Hey that was me! I'm sure I met her up in the suites that game, but I asked 3 or 4 early twenty somethings that looked like her the same question so I can't say exactly. I can say that all the 'girls' were hot and the one did look pretty similar to that beach pic. Gotta get a new camera phone for myself.

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