[Michal Neuvirth's new mask is nice]

Who would ever notice with that mess of consonants?

 

Love the mask. EVERY TIME I hear his name, all I can think of is: Nordberg from the Naked Gun movies.

 

Am I the only one?? OK, I am probably the only one.

 

Goalies almost always get new helmets for team they'll be playing for even temporarily. At least if they're for sure going to be around more than a week (Halak).

 

God bless you.

[Complaint Thursdays]

Always use the company letterhead.

 

For toilet paper? Ouch! :o

[What are you eating (or drinking)?]

Bongwater with Cape Cod chips. What else is there?