'There were stretches of the upper-deck that were like uncharted territory, untouched by human hands. There were a lot of empty seats in the lower level, too – the $59 and $64 seats that you never see empty. At the game's start, HSBC Arena looked like the stadium at the beginning of "Major League," when the sad-sack Indians take the field opening day in front of, like, 25 people.'