NOT NEWS: Ryan Miller’s a weird dude


”Miller wants more direct questions, you know, like he’d get in Toronto or New York while getting torn apart by allowing seven goals in a game his team needs in a season he’s spent mired in “the funk,” as Cornel West calls it. So, here’s how you fix it: tomorrow, ask Miller, “Where’s your Vezina form?” and “Do you think your contract includes too much money considering you haven’t been all that good?” Also, promise him you won’t forget that the entirety of last season’s successes can be credited, more or less, to how good he was. And thank him for the Olympic run, which was amazing.