PASabreFan Posted July 21 Author Report Posted July 21 1 hour ago, That Aud Smell said: and you’re probably missing a few. also - wait, wait … please let me ask: does TODAY mark the dog days of hockey? that question is distinct from the one asked in this thread (which is dated yesterday) and will be distinct from the same question when posed tomorrow (which is not today). and so on. we must never tire in our search for an answer to this enduring question. It's funny. You answered the question. Then something changed. Be your own man. Don't be an asshat. 8 hours ago, TageMVP said: This offseason sucks Jarmo sucks Owen Power sucks Absolutely. THIS OFFSEASON, Jarmo had the Dog Days rolling pretty early. 1 Quote
Doohickie Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 14 hours ago, PASabreFan said: With the smoke from Canada abating, or having abated, it seems like as good a time as any to ask. Isn't this a thread you start every summer? 1 1 Quote
That Aud Smell Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 14 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: It's funny. You answered the question. Then something changed. Be your own man. Don't be an asshat. Coming from you, I’d wear that with pride. 1 minute ago, Doohickie said: Isn't this a thread you start every summer? Loogit that. Another asshat. 16 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: Absolutely. THIS OFFSEASON, Jarmo had the Dog Days rolling pretty early. So meta. How’s the air way up there? The plebe asshats want to know. 1 Quote
PASabreFan Posted July 21 Author Report Posted July 21 46 minutes ago, Doohickie said: Isn't this a thread you start every summer? Yessir. Thank you. 41 minutes ago, That Aud Smell said: Coming from you, I’d wear that with pride. Loogit that. Another asshat. So meta. How’s the air way up there? The plebe asshats want to know. Doohickie is not an asshat. He is a harmless pod. 1 Quote
Doohickie Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 2 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: Doohickie is not an asshat. He is a harmless pod. Quote
SwampD Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 The matrix isn’t even trying anymore. Oh, wait. Maybe it is. Should I know what a pod is? 1 Quote
SwampD Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 8 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: Yep. That cleared up nothing. Quote
... Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 2 hours ago, PASabreFan said: You're verging on pod territory. Are you prepared to spoon with Doohickie? Pod? Quote
That Aud Smell Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 i can only ask and encourage @PASabreFan to take the energy he's currently allocating to ... whatever this thread is and whatever comprises his views on asshats, pods, etc. ... and devote it to creating (and sharing here) more fan fiction in and around the Sabres' history and/or future. 23 minutes ago, ... said: Pod? nightmare fuel. is that an example of the horror we experience in the "uncanny valley?" Quote
PASabreFan Posted July 21 Author Report Posted July 21 Fine. It was the night Drew Stafford was player of the game and wore that hideous fur coat over just his tightie whities. At one point, he bent over to pick up a one dollar bill Lindy had tied a string to. I had blogger credentials at the time, but when the interview time was over, I couldn't find my way out of the bowels of the arena. Some 45 minutes later, I found myself right back at the lockerroom. Drew was the only one left. As he rose from his seat and started to peel off the coat, our eyes met. "Come on in, asshat," he said. No one will ever believe what happened next. 2 Quote
SwampD Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 35 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: Fine. It was the night Drew Stafford was player of the game and wore that hideous fur coat over just his tightie whities. At one point, he bent over to pick up a one dollar bill Lindy had tied a string to. I had blogger credentials at the time, but when the interview time was over, I couldn't find my way out of the bowels of the arena. Some 45 minutes later, I found myself right back at the lockerroom. Drew was the only one left. As he rose from his seat and started to peel off the coat, our eyes met. "Come on in, asshat," he said. No one will ever believe what happened next. Did you play hide the mouse potato? 1 Quote
That Aud Smell Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 1 hour ago, PASabreFan said: Fine. It was the night Drew Stafford was player of the game and wore that hideous fur coat over just his tightie whities. At one point, he bent over to pick up a one dollar bill Lindy had tied a string to. I had blogger credentials at the time, but when the interview time was over, I couldn't find my way out of the bowels of the arena. Some 45 minutes later, I found myself right back at the lockerroom. Drew was the only one left. As he rose from his seat and started to peel off the coat, our eyes met. "Come on in, asshat," he said. No one will ever believe what happened next. i stg i’d pay $35 for a bathroom reader of material like this. it’d beat the hell out of that paul weiland (sp) book. 1 Quote
Pimlach Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 2 hours ago, PASabreFan said: Fine. It was the night Drew Stafford was player of the game and wore that hideous fur coat over just his tightie whities. At one point, he bent over to pick up a one dollar bill Lindy had tied a string to. I had blogger credentials at the time, but when the interview time was over, I couldn't find my way out of the bowels of the arena. Some 45 minutes later, I found myself right back at the lockerroom. Drew was the only one left. As he rose from his seat and started to peel off the coat, our eyes met. "Come on in, asshat," he said. No one will ever believe what happened next. How do you think of this stuff? Quote
That Aud Smell Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 32 minutes ago, Pimlach said: How do you think of this stuff? he is in possession of a mind that is both beautiful and demented. 1 1 Quote
Long Suffering Fan Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 3 hours ago, Pimlach said: How do you think of this stuff? Simple. He didn't think of this stuff. He lived it. 1 1 1 Quote
Indabuff Posted July 21 Report Posted July 21 7 hours ago, PASabreFan said: At one point, he bent over to pick up a one dollar bill Lindy had tied a string to. 2 Quote
SABRES 0311 Posted July 22 Report Posted July 22 These are the dog 💩 days. Hockey season is the best because you also get winter and the holidays. Good news it’s July 21st so we’re getting there. 1 Quote
Pimlach Posted July 22 Report Posted July 22 On 7/20/2026 at 11:59 PM, TageMVP said: This offseason sucks Jarmo sucks Owen Power sucks Are you practicing for the regular season? 1 Quote
PASabreFan Posted July 22 Author Report Posted July 22 36 minutes ago, Pimlach said: Are you practicing for the regular season? He doesn't have to. Midseason form. Only one defenseman off. Quote
Wyldnwoody44 Posted July 22 Report Posted July 22 53 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: He doesn't have to. Midseason form. Only one defenseman off. His D is off? Poor fella, I can refer to a Urologist. 1 Quote
JoeSchmoe Posted July 22 Report Posted July 22 PA had a lifelong dream of being a contestant on the Gong Show. And he did it 1977. It's been all dog days ever since. 1 Quote
mjd1001 Posted August 5 Report Posted August 5 On 7/22/2026 at 6:34 PM, Night Train said: Dog days are good days.. But in terms of the NHL, moves, news, anthing....this is getting really drawn out and bad. Quote
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