Dom's fancy stats of The Atlantic: Sabres having least best offseason in NHL so far

[Doohickie]

Meanwhile, on SiriusXM

https://www.reddit.com/r/sabres/s/9aae6DLO1t

[Pimlach]

On 7/27/2026 at 1:49 PM, PASabreFan said:

Why would rollerbladers be outside a playoff game?

Why would someone take a dummy?

I'd never in a million years think to do either thing (well, I'd take Taro).

We all know who would think of both.

Save us, Guelli!

Paul Wieland is loving this from the great beyond.

The birth of the Blade Gang for the playoffs was perfect.  

Why would the dummy be wearing a Cam Neely jersey?  Lots of whys?  

I will be going to the Flyers games the last week of October.  I will seek out the Blade Gang, or the Sailor, or maybe Guelli himself, or perhaps the bartender that works on game night at Cobblestones will know?  

[Doohickie]

1 hour ago, Pimlach said:

Why would the dummy be wearing a Cam Neely jersey?

Because it's the only Broons jersey they had?

[That Aud Smell]

On 7/28/2026 at 6:49 AM, That Aud Smell said:

And it remains for you to explain the significance that you had forecast.

Anything?

Unless I misunderstood this post. I read you as saying there was some revelation to be found in the answer to this question.

And that you would provide it.

[PASabreFan]

22 hours ago, Pimlach said:

The birth of the Blade Gang for the playoffs was perfect.  

Why would the dummy be wearing a Cam Neely jersey?  Lots of whys?  

I will be going to the Flyers games the last week of October.  I will seek out the Blade Gang, or the Sailor, or maybe Guelli himself, or perhaps the bartender that works on game night at Cobblestones will know?  

It was, whether conceived by artificial insemination or the condom broke.