What song plays in Zach Benson's head?

[Stads]

 

[clink]

3 hours ago, bg17 said:

“Ben" is a 1972 #1 hit ballad by Michael Jackson, written by Don Black and Walter Scharf for the horror film Ben, a sequel to Willard. It is a sentimental song about friendship, famously sung to a pet rat named Ben. 

 

 

 

one of my all-time favs 

 

Michael really puts some pathos into his singing with this track 

 

truly, a haunting track IMO 

[PASabreFan]

 

 

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[Apollo]

11 hours ago, clink said:

one of my all-time favs 

 

Michael really puts some pathos into his singing with this track 

 

truly, a haunting track IMO 

Willard really freaked me out when I was young. A couple of years ago in September, a neighbor of mine let loose 100 domesticated rats along with their snakes. Of course the rats were finding their way into peoples homes, garages, stores with the cold weather approaching. I remember how quickly they reproduce from watching Willard. In January I trapped 7 of them in my chicken coop and 5 of them were only a month or two old. Haven't had any around since then since they were domestic rats and do not fare well in cold weather. They were living under the wood floor in my coop surviving off of chicken food until I was able to trap them. They are highly intelligent animals.

[Captain Caveman]

 

[muppy]

 

[oddoublee]

Zach Benson, I mean this as a compliment, strikes me as a walking conundrum of hyper aware and mildly insane.

Whatever song is going through his head is nothing we would ever suspect.

Put a gun to my, and it's probably something like Billy Joel's Uptown Girl. 🤷‍♂️

[PerreaultForever]

8 hours ago, transient said:

 

The irony here is the Bruins used this very song in their 2011 cup run. So there's a lot of karma being corrected.

I don't know what's in his head but it's highly possible he used to sneak into these audiences with his fake I.D. 

 

[Malazan]

 

[quill]

37 minutes ago, oddoublee said:

Zach Benson, I mean this as a compliment, strikes me as a walking conundrum of hyper aware and mildly insane.

Whatever song is going through his head is nothing we would ever suspect.

Put a gun to my, and it's probably something like Billy Joel's Uptown Girl. 🤷‍♂️

Ha, mildly insane could be putting it mildly. Sometimes I wonder if the same hypnotist who worked on Shallow Hal did the same thing to Benson, causing Zach to see players like Nikita Zadorov appear to him as someone a third the size of what they really are. I mean, you just don't go after players the size of Cyclops without realizing just how big they are unless there's a little something going on upstairs. Gotta love him.

[DarthEbriate]

For the record, research show that Benson's selected goal song in 23-24 was "Undefeated" by charlieonnafriday

 

(....Seems like the band name doesn't need the extra n, but it helps you know how to pronounce it. Similar to "wanna" instead of "want to".)

[Brawndo]

 

[French Collection]

1 hour ago, quill said:

Ha, mildly insane could be putting it mildly. Sometimes I wonder if the same hypnotist who worked on Shallow Hal did the same thing to Benson, causing Zach to see players like Nikita Zadorov appear to him as someone a third the size of what they really are. I mean, you just don't go after players the size of Cyclops without realizing just how big they are unless there's a little something going on upstairs. Gotta love him.

Honey Badgers take on anything. There’s a video of one getting curb stomped by an elephant and then he gets up and goes at the behemoth again.

[Second Line Center]

 

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[Andrew Amerk]

I mean, based on his own playlist he shared, I’m sure a lot of you are wayyyyy off. 

[#freejame]

9 hours ago, Andrew Amerk said:

I mean, based on his own playlist he shared, I’m sure a lot of you are wayyyyy off. 

That his beautiful songs 2.0 playlist. He’s also got this with a bunch of O Block drill music. My guess was going to be a mashup of ABBA and Limp Bizkit. I think I’m close enough. 

 

[#freejame]

Here’s the one Fairburn is talking about 

 

[darksabre]

I made this for Bluesky but I guess it belongs here 

 

[BullBuchanan]

Tubthumping, but it's just the chorus: 

 

Edited May 4 by BullBuchanan

[Doohickie]

 

[Taro T]

HAS to be this:

 

Well, maybe not, but it SHOULD be this.

[Peace Frog]

On 5/2/2026 at 4:42 PM, LGR4GM said:

Benny Badger don't care, but what song is running through his head while he's doing things like this?