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Headline Predictions for the Buffalo Sabres 2021-2022 Season


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Now that we are in football and hockey season I'm reading a lot more sports articles.  A pet peeve of mine is lazy writing, especially when it comes to article titles.  I thought it might be fun to have a thread where we get a little silly and predict headlines for the upcoming season that we will inevitably see due to lazy writing.  I'll start:

“The Kids Are Alright” - after Middlestat, Cozens, and Dahlin have a multi-point night in the same winning game after losing 6 in a row

“The Bills Take The High Road, The Sabres Take the Low Road” – boiler plate article about how the Pegula’s struck gold with the Bills FO and the Sabres FO looks like a Benny Hill episode (we would also accept “Where Else Would You To Be?  Anywhere But The Sabres”)

“Granato Brings It Back To The Basics” – inevitable article about how the team is “overthinking” their play, which is why they continue to lose close games

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A Pain in the Neck - an article about the Eichel situation recapped upon season start

Dahlicious Goal wins game for Buffalo - article about Sabres winning a game after a highlight reel goal by Dahlin.

Is Skinner back? - article in December after Skinner starts the season well

He's everyone's Cozens - article on how Cozens has risen to become a leader in the locker room and on the ice

5 in a Row, How Granato has made the impossible, possible.

The Sabres record and the Panthers Injury Bug only two of many occurrences the league has seen going into the Olympic Break

He's alive! Eichel's surgery rehab has concluded and could be traded or in the lineup within the week.

Neck 'n Neck, will the Sabres hold onto Eichel until season's end due to playoff race?

Kyle Dubas fired after embarrassing loss to division rival, Buffalo, in Heritage Classic. 

Lightning strikes twice, but Sabres strike three times in OT thriller in Tampa

10 Games Left, Sabres and Flames top the most interesting potential new playoff teams.

We have found the Fountain of Youth and it's in Buffalo - article regarding Craig Anderson's impressive season splitting time with Dell and UPL to a lesser extent.

Do you believe in Miracles? Yes! - Sabres clinch top Wild Card spot with win over Boston in game 81.

RJ to call Games 3 & 4 in 1st Round matchup with Islanders.

Series Tied 1-1 thanks to a Butcher

Sabres take Game 5 and the Series Lead back to Buffalo

Game, Set, Match... Sabres trounce Isles 6-1 in Game 6.

Buffalo to meet Carolina in Round 2

 

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