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Sabres Announce Ticket Purchasing Details for March 20, 2021 Opening


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Considering the number of people allowed to attend, your chances of getting a shirt from the Sabretooth cannon are greatly improved. Your chances of getting whatever it is those pieces of paper the blimp drops are improved. Your chances of winning the 50/50 raffle are the same. Your chances of getting on the Jumbotron are improved. And your chances of running into RJ at one of the 49 pretzel stands are improved. 

You could probably snag one of those fancy digital pucks if one goes into the stands. 

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4 minutes ago, Andrew Amerk said:

Considering the number of people allowed to attend, your chances of getting a shirt from the Sabretooth cannon are greatly improved. Your chances of getting whatever it is those pieces of paper the blimp drops are improved. Your chances of winning the 50/50 raffle are the same. Your chances of getting on the Jumbotron are improved. And your chances of running into RJ at one of the 49 pretzel stands are improved. 

You could probably snag one of those fancy digital pucks if one goes into the stands. 

It'll be just like chasing home run balls in mostly empty baseball stadiums! 

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31 minutes ago, Randall Flagg said:

We need to organize with hfboards and reddit like reddit did with gamestop. nobody buys a ticket until Bruce is our coach. I don't care how tempting the tickets are, fellow fans! HOLD THE LINE, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON CUP

2,000 Chet and Muffys are going to the game. They don’t care about masks, or your movement. 

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1 hour ago, PerreaultForever said:

It would be great if nobody actually went. maybe then they'll finally get it. 

I am hoping that if they have enough trouble getting purchases and word gets out -- even if the sell all the tickets -- then they might be coerced into acting.

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The question before us, gentlemen, if I understood what my people told me I've been told, is whether you should attend a Buffalo Sabres home game along with other fans on the condition that they've been tested for a lethal airborne virus that has eradicated millions worldwide. We're in deep, boys. I'm going to need a volunteer. I've arranged the seating today so that those who are sterile or currently without children are in the first two rows. Anyone? No one? Fellas, the Pegula's yacht ain't gonna finish itself. Their very lifestyle is at stake!

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