Ogre Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 48 minutes ago, PASabreFan said: The 20-pound lipoma that Dr. Pimple Popper refused to operate on? But it’s how you use it, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawndo Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 He’s back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABRES 0311 Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 4 hours ago, inkman said: Ok Mr humble brag. As soon as I was on FB, I had to beat off ? women with a stick. Sure, sure. Reminds me of the time I purchased "magnum" condoms at Walgreens. Karen's eye grew wide with anticipation of what lies beneath. Later that night you told her April Fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, SABRES 0311 said: Later that night you told her April Fools. There was no later that night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 5 hours ago, inkman said: Ok Mr humble brag. As soon as I was on FB, I had to beat off ? women with a stick. Sure, sure. Reminds me of the time I purchased "magnum" condoms at Walgreens. Karen's eye grew wide with anticipation of what lies beneath. What you do is grab a box of the magnum x-tra large and rip the pricetag off or cover the barcode with a sticker so when you go to the counter they do a pricecheck. All the lonely ladies in the store will come around to see who the guy with the deformity is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruppstahl Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 6 hours ago, inkman said: Ok Mr humble brag. As soon as I was on FB, I had to beat off ? women with a stick. Sure, sure. Reminds me of the time I purchased "magnum" condoms at Walgreens. Karen's eye grew wide with anticipation of what lies beneath. Karen only had one eye?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indabuff Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 48 minutes ago, bunomatic said: What you do is grab a box of the magnum x-tra large and rip the pricetag off or cover the barcode with a sticker so when you go to the counter they do a pricecheck. All the lonely ladies in the store will come around to see who the guy with the deformity is. I mean, this has to be from experience, no? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 24 minutes ago, Kruppstahl said: Karen only had one eye?! I only saw one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indabuff Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 I had to scroll all the way to the top to remember what thread all these responses were to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunomatic Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Indabuff said: I mean, this has to be from experience, no? Well no not really ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FogBat Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 3/6/2020 at 8:34 PM, Pimlach said: Oh really? Nice, I’m modern’er than I thought. Gotta go now. I’m meeting Dickie Duff, Donnie Marshall and Phil Goyette for Beer, Poker and Kojack re-runs. Don't forget Doctor Who with Tom Baker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FogBat Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 3/6/2020 at 10:18 PM, inkman said: I haven't laughed this hard in a while I had to think about that for a couple of minutes. TMI... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FogBat Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Ogre said: That’s exactly where I was with FB. My brother talked me into signing up and BOOM, within hours all the crazy women I’d successfully dodged for all these years had a method to find me....stupid move. The odd thing about social media is that the people I thought were my friends in high school have proven otherwise. Some of them wouldn't delete my friend request, but they wouldn't confirm it either (which is very rude IMO). Even one of the who supposedly forgave me for how I treated her in the past (and who still bears an uncanny resemblance to Shirley Temple) left me hanging. And then this one gal who passed herself off as a believer (and ultimately became a pastor's wife) refused to accept my request - which was odd, seeing how we got along back in the day. Even had one guy leave me hanging. Probably was never a real friend to begin with (but I couldn't help but notice years later that his surname was one letter shy of one of Her Majesty's prisons). At any rate, I've realized that I'm better off without them. It's best for me to forget what is past, and press on toward the goal. I don't have time to beg for approval from people who were never truly my friends. I really don't care if they've always viewed me as society's offscouring/dregs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Amerk Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 10 hours ago, inkman said: Ok Mr humble brag. As soon as I was on FB, I had to beat off ? women with a stick. Sure, sure. Reminds me of the time I purchased "magnum" condoms at Walgreens. Karen's eye grew wide with anticipation of what lies beneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indabuff Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 27 minutes ago, Crosschecking said: The odd thing about social media is that the people I thought were my friends in high school have proven otherwise. Some of them wouldn't delete my friend request, but they wouldn't confirm it either (which is very rude IMO). Even one of the who supposedly forgave me for how I treated her in the past (and who still bears an uncanny resemblance to Shirley Temple) left me hanging. And then this one gal who passed herself off as a believer (and ultimately became a pastor's wife) refused to accept my request - which was odd, seeing how we got along back in the day. Even had one guy leave me hanging. Probably was never a real friend to begin with (but I couldn't help but notice years later that his surname was one letter shy of one of Her Majesty's prisons). At any rate, I've realized that I'm better off without them. It's best for me to forget what is past, and press on toward the goal. I don't have time to beg for approval from people who were never truly my friends. I really don't care if they've always viewed me as society's offscouring/dregs. No reason to dwell on the past. Live for tomorrow. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 I got facebook few years ago, Don't use it much, but its an easy tool for me to remember bdays ( I can't remember many). But I don't open Facebook a lot, don't use other social media. And if I need contacts I got telegramm or whatsapp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tondas Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 As a severe introvert, Facebook, etc, is horrifying. This board is the only social outlet I trust. And for the last 9 years, this board is less of an outlet but more of a support group. Sort of like SA (Sabres Anonymous). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 My biggest problem with facebook, twitter and instagram is that everyone is to fake on those outlets. You can see people act in ways they are not in real life. Will probably delete facebook one of these days, just to much crap on it. The political advertising and brainwashing on it is horrible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tondas Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said: My biggest problem with facebook, twitter and instagram is that everyone is to fake on those outlets. You can see people act in ways they are not in real life. Will probably delete facebook one of these days, just to much crap on it. The political advertising and brainwashing on it is horrible. I don't know what you speak of, but I'm glad the US has transformed to electrical lighting rather than the previous gas lighting.technology. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Crosschecking said: Don't forget Doctor Who with Tom Baker. You young whipper snapper! (Whistles some chaw t'backy into a spittoon.) Channel 17 was one of the first 10 stations in the country to get Jon Pertwee! By cracky, my copies of "Doctor Who and the Silurians" and "The Ambassadors of Death" even have WNED and Mark Russell promos on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tondas Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, E4 ... Ke2 said: You young whipper snapper! (Whistles some chaw t'backy into a spittoon.) Channel 17 was one of the first 10 stations in the country to get Jon Pertwee! By cracky, my copies of "Doctor Who and the Silurians" and "The Ambassadors of Death" even have WNED and Mark Russell promos on them. WNED channel 17 was where I first saw Monty Python. Now I can add Monty Python to The Three Stooges and Albert Brooks movies as something women will never understand. Edited March 9, 2020 by Tondas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doohickie Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Tondas said: WNED channel 17 was where I first saw Monty Python. Now I can add Monty Python to The Three Stooges and Albert Brooks movies as something women will never understand. Not to mention Benny Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FogBat Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 hours ago, E4 ... Ke2 said: You young whipper snapper! (Whistles some chaw t'backy into a spittoon.) Channel 17 was one of the first 10 stations in the country to get Jon Pertwee! By cracky, my copies of "Doctor Who and the Silurians" and "The Ambassadors of Death" even have WNED and Mark Russell promos on them. Actually, I do remember when they had Jon Pertwee on there. Oh, and my mother HATED Benny Hill. (Then again, she was a Gloria Steinem liberal - even though she really didn't want to admit it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FogBat Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Tondas said: I don't know what you speak of, but I'm glad the US has transformed to electrical lighting rather than the previous gas lighting.technology. I see what you did there. 3 hours ago, Indabuff said: No reason to dwell on the past. Live for tomorrow. Actually, I'm living for eternity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tondas Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Doohickie said: Not to mention Benny Hill. Thanks. Now how do I get the theme song earbug out of my head???? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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