Eleven Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) 'Twas three nights before Christmas and all through the rinkNot a creature was stirring, not even InkThe fans went to the game, hoping they’re not saps,On the blind wish that the Sabres wouldn’t play like crap.The fans were nestled all snug in their seatsDrinking beer and wine and even whisky neats.But even though the attendance was capped,The team made the crowd feel tho’ they had just napped.When on the Internet there arose such a clatterSDS sprang from his seat to see what was the matterAway to the laptop he flew with a flashThrew open the lid and checked his web cache.When the webpage was open at last,Scott saw the records of posters long past.He and we all hope that they re-appearInstead of a sleigh and eight tiny reindeer"Come knightrider, corp, cereal, and HossBring DeLuca and sizzle and XB and shrader!Come back here, don’t stay at that Stadium WallEvery missing poster, we need one and all!"And then in a twinkling, I heard some light scrapesThe prancing, the pawing of each Sabre’s skates.As I drew in my head and was turning aroundDown the chimney Ryan O’Reilly came with a boundHe was dressed so neatly in blue and gold,And of the Sabres’ future, he quickly foretold. He said he would carry the team on his backWith help from Okposo, Evander, and Jack.“Don’t worry, our fans, we’ll beat those dirty Flyers,And the Canes and the Isles, no need to be criers!Have no fear that the future is bleak, This is the start of a nice winning streak!And so the faithful fans went out into the night,Knowing the spirit of old posters made futures bright.PASabre rubbed his own little round bellyWhile watching Samson score and put on a nice celly.Biodork remained a right jolly young elfAnd Swamp stopped the conspiracies, in spite of himself.MODO stepped on to the Swedish ice, so thickAnd sent a video message to WildCard and qwk.From the stands watched Woody and freeman and LigerAnd saw Flyers cower when Lehner chuffed like a tiger.Chz, pi, and NS high-fived when the crowed roaredAs the Sabres fist-bumped, for Risto had scored!The game was 2-0, but the night was still early. And on came Zemgus, looking quite burly. He took on the Flyers and skated right through, He passed it to Bogo who dished to Beaulieu. Nate took his shot, on went the goal light, The Sabres had won! They had done the fans right. As the last player went through the tunnel out of sight, They wished all the fans a Merry Christmas; Goodnight! Edited December 22, 2017 by Santa Claus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 :worthy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 Hi Santa, I knew you would not disappoint. You NEVER do. +++++ Merry Christmas to one and all. May the New Year bring us all peace, happiness and above all good health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorny Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 Nailed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 This might be the best one yet Look forward to these every year. Great work Eleven :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Thanks; it's too nice of you. NOW LET'S WATCH THE SABRES KICK THE OUT OF THE FLYERS. Edited December 22, 2017 by Santa Claus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biodork Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 I love this place, so much. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Beaulieu needs to score in the last five minutes and this poem would really be perfect. Merry Christmas all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyldnwoody44 Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Yessss I got a cameo :) Awesome as always eleven!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Yessss I got a cameo :) Awesome as always eleven!!! Yeah, rub it in, Santa hates Asians. :angry: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted December 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Yeah, rub it in, Santa hates Asians. :angry: :lol: NSFW Kidding of course. It's impossible to get every SS regular into a crappy poem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derrico Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Well done good sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Santa, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogre Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Feck, eh? SS has the real Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Awesome sauce .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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