spndnchz Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, sabills said: This article on hockey players having giant butts is pretty funny:http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/25707545/the-struggle-real-why-hockey-butts-jeans-mix Get them tailored like everybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samson's Flow Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, New Scotland (NS) said: So, the line up to marry the soon to be divorced Mr and Mrs Amazon starts after my wife and myself (either of us will marry either of them). So, this means that you are all out of luck. Sorry, Charlie(s). Yeah... $60+ BILLION can do a lot of good for you. Plus MacKenzie isn't exactly tough to look at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Just now, Samson's Flow said: Yeah... $60+ BILLION can do a lot of good for you. Plus MacKenzie isn't exactly tough to look at. I hadn't noticed and it really doesn't matter, eh? It's never about a persons looks, eh? You sexist so and so!! Take that you ... you ... guy!! That's right!! It's all about and has always been about and will always be about the billion and billions ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Samson's Flow said: Yeah... $60+ BILLION can do a lot of good for you. Plus MacKenzie isn't exactly tough to look at. Gonna go ahead and guess once Bezos became insanely rich and got in shape he couldn't resist the temptations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samson's Flow Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Just now, New Scotland (NS) said: I hadn't noticed and it really doesn't matter, eh? It's never about a persons looks, eh? You sexist so and so!! Take that you ... you ... guy!! That's right!! It's all about and has always been about and will always be about the billion and billions ... Well since it has been demonstrated that young ladies marrying rich old dudes is a thing, us young guys can at least consider returning the favor. 1 minute ago, WildCard said: Gonna go ahead and guess once Bezos became insanely rich and got in shape he couldn't resist the temptations Considering he already has a girlfriend (who is a LA morning show/news anchor) I don't think your guess is far off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 47 minutes ago, sabills said: This article on hockey players having giant butts is pretty funny:http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/25707545/the-struggle-real-why-hockey-butts-jeans-mix I have this problem, but I don't play hockey. I'm just built wrong. All thighs, no waist. But not what the kids call thicc. Just... ungainly and squishy and average. And I can't afford to have anything tailored. I didn't know people actually tailored their jeans unless they were really wealthy. But I guess if I was a pro hockey player, I could afford to do that. I feel like I remember there being a company around for awhile that marketed its jeans to hockey players and weight lifters specifically... I see they mention GongShow but I thought there was another one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 For me its not the pants, its my stretch armstrong arms... shirts and jackets. Tried on 10 different winter ski jackets til I found an XL with the proper wing span... 35.5 inch arms 85 inch reach. Always been a pain because my upper body is somewhere between a large and an XL depending on manufacturer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, North Buffalo said: For me its not the pants, its my stretch armstrong arms... shirts and jackets. Tried on 10 different winter ski jackets til I found an XL with the proper wing span... 35.5 inch arms 85 inch reach. Always been a pain because my upper body is somewhere between a large and an XL depending on manufacturer. God that would mega suck. Dark has similar issues. He's like a damn dolphin, all torso, legs same length as mine, except I'm 5'5" and he's 6'2".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 1 minute ago, WildCard said: Gonna go ahead and guess once Bezos became insanely rich and got in shape he couldn't resist the temptations Maybe, but they have been together for 25 years and she is also insanely wealthy, so maybe you are right. Either way, now the lawyers etc ... will be insanely wealthy too. Just now, Samson's Flow said: Well since it has been demonstrated that young ladies marrying rich old dudes is a thing, us young guys can at least consider returning the favor. She didn't, but I hear ya. Best of luck ... you can be #3 in line, but that is the same as being 100th, or 1,000th ... in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, North Buffalo said: For me its not the pants, its my stretch armstrong arms... shirts and jackets. Tried on 10 different winter ski jackets til I found an XL with the proper wing span... 35.5 inch arms 85 inch reach. Always been a pain because my upper body is somewhere between a large and an XL depending on manufacturer. Saaame. Small torso, long wingspan. I get "long" shirts and they still need an inch or two at the end. Most of my shirts end up with arms rolled up when I wear them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 57 minutes ago, spndnchz said: Get them tailored like everybody else. You get jeans tailored? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samson's Flow Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, North Buffalo said: For me its not the pants, its my stretch armstrong arms... shirts and jackets. Tried on 10 different winter ski jackets til I found an XL with the proper wing span... 35.5 inch arms 85 inch reach. Always been a pain because my upper body is somewhere between a large and an XL depending on manufacturer. Yep. If I recall we discussed this before and had similar sizing issues for suits. Everything I buy at traditional stores are either 1. way too short in the arms but fit the torso or 2. super baggy in the torso with the right arm length - depending on what size I choose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, sabills said: Saaame. Small torso, long wingspan. I get "long" shirts and they still need an inch or two at the end. Most of my shirts end up with arms rolled up when I wear them. I have the opposite problem. My wingspan is only a little long but doesn't match my longer torso. So if I buy long/tall shirts to give me the length I need in the torso, the arms tend to end up too long. If I buy shirts that are right in the arms, the tail is too short and I can't tuck my shirt in. So I have to hunt for shirts that come standard with longer tails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Youse guys must look like this green guy. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 1 minute ago, ... said: Youse guys must look like this green guy. Or the striped sweater boy here 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabills Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, darksabre said: I have the opposite problem. My wingspan is only a little long but doesn't match my longer torso. So if I buy long/tall shirts to give me the length I need in the torso, the arms tend to end up too long. If I buy shirts that are right in the arms, the tail is too short and I can't tuck my shirt in. So I have to hunt for shirts that come standard with longer tails. Maybe we can take the material from your shirt arms and put them on mine. You can have my leftover torso material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Just now, sabills said: Maybe we can take the material from your shirt arms and put them on mine. You can have my leftover torso material. Go through all that work just to have my washing machine ruin them anyway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spndnchz Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 50 minutes ago, sabills said: You get jeans tailored? Yes. Yes I do. Not all, maybe half of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 1 minute ago, spndnchz said: Yes. Yes I do. Not all, maybe half of them. Which half? The top, or bottom, half? Or, the right, or left, half? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Buffalo Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 1 hour ago, New Scotland (NS) said: Which half? The top, or bottom, half? Or, the right, or left, half? ooooh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 1 hour ago, New Scotland (NS) said: Which half? The top, or bottom, half? Or, the right, or left, half? The top, half of my closet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, spndnchz said: Yes. Yes I do. Not all, maybe half of them. I get a lot of tailored & bespoke stuff (hazard of the job) and I didn't even know it was possible to get tailored jeans unless they're bespoke. Edited January 10, 2019 by Eleven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabres Fan in NS Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, spndnchz said: The top, half of my closet. ... 'you are no fun when Donald's all relaxed' ... (hey, oh ... @PASabreFan) I sent you over a beer anyway ... (insert winkie - winkie thingie here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Eleven said: I get a lot of tailored & bespoke stuff (hazard of the job) and I didn't even know it was possible to get tailored jeans unless they're bespoke. I thought I had a well above average vocabulary. I had to look up bespoke. I've started getting alot of stuff tailored as well. I blame my off balance physique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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