ThePhantomListWriter Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 I thought this might be fun. A weekly Sabre-related Top 10 list, a la David Letterman, will be posted every Friday, but with this catch -- number 1 will be left blank. You write the number 1, I'll pick the winner on Monday and, if the winner is willing to provide me, a psycho stalker from way back, his or her name and mailing address, I will mail you a vintage Sabres gamenight program. Good luck! Now, from the home office in a discarded nacho stand at the Aud, the Top Ten Things Found Left Behind in Mika Noronen's Locker... Number 10... Knitting needles, yarn and a mitten that became a sweater that became an afghan... Number 9... Torn up Hockey News issue that named him the minor pro prospect of the year for the second year in a row... Number 8... Seven books of completed Sudoku puzzles... Number 7... Lipstick-smeared scrap of paper with Finnish president Tarja Halonen?s phone number on it... Number 6... Lipstick-smeared scrap of paper with the Maytag Repairman?s phone number on it... Number 5... Post-it note: ?Buy cat food. Wash car. Post resume on monster.com?... Number 4... Marty Biron?s book on tape ?Marty: My Life: From Womb to Sabres Lockerroom? -- all 55 tapes unopened (soon to be available on eBay)... Number 3... Voodoo doll with straggly black hair and a knitting needle piercing its groin... Number 2... Filthy pair of Dominik Hasek?s old groin warmers... And the Number 1 Thing Found Left Behind in Mika Noronen's Locker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puma2577 Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 HGTV's Handy Guide on Feng Shui for Half a Locker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock DJ Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 An uncashed unemployment check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimFandango Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 The all time favorite chick book... "He's Just not that into you" with Lindy's name taped over the "he's" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock DJ Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Ok, scratch the other..... A torn up mob contract with Darcy's name on it, dated March 10th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 ...a photoshop picture of Darcy and Lindy going over Niagara Falls with Mika in the background with a devious smile on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 A donut pillow... (for sitting induced hemorrhoids) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Nothing. He never had a locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightrider Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 The mop bucket and cleaning supplies that were in his "locker" before he moved in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deluca67 Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 An unfinished manuscript titled "How to make $600,000 to watch the Sabres play while fans have to pay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 The score sheet from the running gin rummy game he and Andro had going in the press box. "Let's see, at a penny a point, Andro you owe me 1 BILLION DOLLARS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. :blink: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhantomListWriter Posted March 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Not bad at all so far. But maybe the winner still resides in some poster's warped mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimFandango Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 35 empty pints of haagen daaz - leftover from all the jealous nights that his net was occupied by someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhantomListWriter Posted March 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 And the winner is... the very first entry! "HGTV's Handy Guide on Feng Shui for Half a Locker" Puma2577, PM me your info., and your prize will be on the way soon. This week's winner will receive a "Sabrestyle" program from March 6, 1983 with Brent Peterson on the cover and articles on Jacques Cloutier and Hannu Virta and a handwriting analysis of Dave Andreychuk! The NHL's "Goal" magazine is contained in the program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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