Chief Enabler Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Without being too involved......here it goes: In Western New York New York Law: The New York , State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo. For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Buffalo Bills Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, 'Jesus Christ'. Q. How do you keep the Buffalo Bills out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado? A. To the Ralph Wilson Stadium- they never have a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and a opossum have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wjag Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Q: Whats does BILLS stand for? A: Boy I Love Losing Superbowls. Been my favorite from the first time I heard it. I do like the 47 Millionaires watching the superbowl one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two or less Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 These never get old. But personally, i Like the "You know you're from Buffalo if" jokes more. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Waterfront Development. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 These never get old. But personally, i Like the "You know you're from Buffalo if" jokes more. lol Yes, they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 What has 40 legs but no spine? The Buffalo Sabres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybillsfan Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 My all time favorite is? A teacher at school asks her class to stand up and tell the rest of the class what their father did for a living. Little Sally stood up and said, ?My daddy is a fireman?. Little Joey stood up and said, ?My daddy is a police officer?. Little Johnny stood up and said ? My daddy is a Homosexual Prostitute and has a $5 dollar happy hour special from 5-7 daily!? The class looks at each other stunned and speechless! The teacher asked little Johnny if that was the truth after class and little Johnny replied ?NO, I lied? My daddy plays Left Tackle for the Buffalo Bills but I was too embarrassed to tell?.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 What has 40 legs but no spine?The Buffalo Sabres Given Derek Roy's nickname, shouldn't it be 41 legs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcrusho Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Ahhhh inkman..... I remember seeing them in '96 at the convention center......sooo goood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Given Derek Roy's nickname, shouldn't it be 41 legs? How bout this then Q. What has 40 legs, a large and no spine? Hey man, I was on your street yesterday. #2, 24 and 28. More stops in one day than what the street usually gets in one week. Who says the economy is bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Hey man, I was on your street yesterday. #2, 24 and 28. More stops in one day than what the street usually gets in one week. Who says the economy is bad? Notice all the for sale signs? Five houses have gone up for sale since the start of the year. There are only 44 houses on the street. Is that the sign of a good economy or does it mean the opposite? I guess it depends if they are moving up or moving down. Two of the houses are being sold due to deaths, but I'm not sure about the rest. I guess as president of the neighborhood association, I should know this gossip crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Notice all the for sale signs? Five houses have gone up for sale since the start of the year. There are only 44 houses on the street. Is that the sign of a good economy or does it mean the opposite? I guess it depends if they are moving up or moving down. Two of the houses are being sold due to deaths, but I'm not sure about the rest. I guess as president of the neighborhood association, I should know this gossip crap. Could it be that maybe you have scared some people away? <_< And is there something in the water there or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Could it be that maybe you have scared some people away? <_< And is there something in the water there or what? Apparently it has to do with a herd of calves in his backyard or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FogBat Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Things are so bad in Buffalo, the incompetency virus that has plagued the Erie County Legislature has rubbed off on the Front Offices of the Bills AND the Sabres. Let's just hope the Bandits stay immune to that type of illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Apparently it has to do with a herd of calves in his backyard or something. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Not actually a Buffalo joke: Q: How many Rochesterians does it take to change a light bulb? A: 50. One to change the light bulb, and 49 to remark how much brighter it is than the one in Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FogBat Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Not actually a Buffalo joke:Q: How many Rochesterians does it take to change a light bulb? A: 50. One to change the light bulb, and 49 to remark how much brighter it is than the one in Buffalo. I seem to remember a certain kind of smugness coming from that other city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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