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There's a reason why Kane did not sign with the Sabres
JohnRobertEichel replied to RETURNTOGLORY's topic in The Aud Club
Patrick was just about to sign with Buffalo when I texted him about this hateful website called SabreSpace. An online dumpster where supposed Sabres fans trash all their best players. 10 minutes later, a disgusted Patrick signed with Detroit. True story, or my name isn't Jack Eichel. Peace out, -Jack Eichel -
Hey Robot, Go tell your maker to turn down your jealousy dial. It's so obvious that you miss having a generational hockey talent play for your team. I see that the Sabres lost 2-0 last night. Gee whiz. Who would have thought that having a 1C who can score goals would be so important? Enjoy shoveling snow out of your maker's driveway. Or whatever you Buffalo robots are programmed to do. Back in the day, the only white powder I had to be responsible for was whatever Evander and Zach paid me to pick up in Lewiston. Gotta run. Have to sign Golden Knights hats for a bunch of handicapped rugrats. Too bad Kyle is not around to cover for me. Your favorite hockey superstar, -Jackie E.
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GDT November 30th Sabres @ Blues 8pm MSG, ESPN+
JohnRobertEichel replied to Shoot da Puck's topic in The Aud Club
I thought he had an outstanding game, if you're willing to overlook the 6 goals and focus on the 14 saves. -
That was my interpretation. Matt Petgrave is the assailant's name. Supposedly he has a history of behavioral problems.
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Terry has yet to reach out to me, but I'd be happy to mentor if he gives me a call.
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Sounds hot! But I'll have to double check with Terry to see if he'd be into it. It's what poor people eat.
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What, No Mention Of The Queen Having Covid??
JohnRobertEichel replied to bob_sauve28's topic in The Aud Club
This is a lie. I don't have COVID. -
All excellent ideas. I would also recommend yachting, getting more involved in your children's sports careers, and focusing more on professional football.
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That's because Cozens and Krebs are the same person. Money is tight here in Sabreland. We are trying to streamline our operations. Also, both teams are at 10 wins this season.
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Updated Sabres Prospect Pool 2021 and beyond
JohnRobertEichel replied to GASabresIUFAN's topic in The Aud Club
Well I do. We didn't draft a center with a high pick in the past three years because it ain't the way I wanted it. I can handle things. I'm smart. Not like everybody says...like dumb...I'm smart and I want RESPECT. -
GDT 11/22/21 - Columbus Blue Jackets @ Buffalo Sabres 7:00 MSG
JohnRobertEichel replied to inkman's topic in The Aud Club
That's the spirit! -
Jack Eichel: Trade rumors and speculation
JohnRobertEichel replied to LGR4GM's topic in The Aud Club
"Cheer up, Rasmus! It's just hockey. Tomorrow you, me, Sam, and Risto are going to skip practice and player meetings for some strip clubs, casinos, and 8-ball parties with Bogo and Kane." -
Excellent research, but what about the percentage chance that a starting QB misses significant time during a season? And don't forget the third round compensation pick we'll get from losing Trubisky in the off-season to a big contract. I'm taking the Trubisky insurance policy now over a 1 in 4 chance the pick becomes a Pro Bowler 3 to 5 years from now. So would Beane. Beane knows that he'd lose the locker room if he traded Trubisky. It would be him admitting that the team is Allen and just a bunch of other dudes. And it's not. The defense and the running game should be noticeably better this year from last.
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What are the odds that a late first rounder becomes a Pro Bowler, versus the odds that a starting QB gets injured? The 2021 Bills have the potential to be something special, possibly in the class of the 1964 or 1990 teams. Until Buffalo wins its first Super Bowl, I'm always going to prioritize the present over the future.