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I don't think I've ever seen anybody reference this specific Kids in the Hall sketch. Good times on the message board!

But I bet you they both know how to spell inane.

They're so short!

Are you taking any prescription medication?

I'm counting cards, counting cards with Charlie Babbit.

You gotta stop worrying about cackles.

I'll give you a roster hole.

I understand your rape joke. When I was living in LA, the Church of Scientology had my car towed in Hollywood, and it cost me quite a pretty penny. I would hate them for that alone, but then there's all that other stuff.

Hey, take a look at my FACE, DICK.

That 70's Show sucks, and you're wrong for liking it, but Kurtwood Smith gave one of the best performances of all time in Robocop.

Googa, googa unga looga

My favorite part of that scene is that he's got the prongs right in that kid's neck.

The 90s were depressing as hell, but I freaking loved them.

Varmint will never quit. They're like the VC. Varmint Cong.

Casey Mittelstadt was clearly a cancer. Cancer Mittelstadt.

(Tea for the Tillerman references here also) I wish you glad tidings, Doohickie.

He stoned everyone.

You could have posted any track from that album, but I get it.

"must have" "defensive corps"

etienne has been a low-effort troll here for years. At least put some more effort in.

WHAT'S EXTRA INFURIATING IS HOW INEVITABLE THAT WAS

Recipe for success: wear the black Goatheads tonight (and every other night)

I don't completely disagree, but you set me up for a reference from one of the best movies of all time.