‘You can’t help but think: “THAT is the kid whose existence is causing NHL teams to rearrange their next 15 years of planning?” In your mind, you picture him looking like a blonde Zdeno Chara, towering over midget 16-year-olds running for their lives when he steps on the ice. THAT kid doesn’t look like a Canadian Ivan Drago. He looks like a character on Boy Meets World.’