“Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for The Stand Pat Boys!” What, you haven't heard of them? They're the group of middle-aged National Hockey League executives whose harmonious excuses make The Backstreet Boys sound like drunken chain-smokers with asthma at a Karaoke bar. Buffalo's Darcy Regier and Phoenix's Wayne Gretzky are among the latest to join the growing chorus singing the smash hits, “We Can't Trade Garbage for Garbage” and “We Must Trade Dollar for Dollar.”
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