'Put the quarters back in your pockets, Flyers fans. It's not time to plunk your coins into the jukebox in search of solace in a lonely ballad by Tammy Wynette or Frank Sinatra. No need to cry in the pretzels. No reason to book time on the analyst's couch.'
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