'Satan has gotten a handful of prime scoring chances lately, but due to good goaltending, bad bounces and whatever more ethereal forces might be at work, he has put the puck on net just four times in the last three games. Coach Lindy Ruff has expended considerable effort trying to change Satan's luck, juggling lines to put Satan alongside two-way center Curtis Brown and high-scoring newcomer Steve Heinze.'
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