Sabres offer hope to Western New York weirdos

Via: Niagara Falls Reporter

'I've always found women to be the barometer of when a sports team moves from the sports pages onto the front pages…Women, much more apt to sidestep a dead horse than to beat one, find more constructive things to do when lousy teams play and only dedicate their precious time when they feel that it all might be leading somewhere special. (Sort of the way that they treat dating.)'